> that I can play golf while using the restroom if asked so many times
> that bears, lions and dinosaurs pretty much make the same sound
> that peeing like a fountain in the bath tub is way cool
> that boys really do sleep with their baseball, football, basketball and toy gun
> that if I'm seen with a fly swatter, his golf club becomes a fly swatter and furniture/people become his flies
> that sleeping in is over-rated
> that Buzz is more fun than Woody
> that dogs are not easily forgotten...and will be prayed for despite being 6 ft under
>that ketchup should count as a fruit serving
> that the world stops for "diggers" (aka excavators)
> that male fascination with "boobies" begins at a very early age
> that watching Barney is worth it when he gives me "a great big hug and a kiss from me to you"
...and I'm sure this is just a start for many more lessons to come....
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